← roasturl.xyz

19 total audits

RoastURL · Archive

HALL OF FAME

Every startup that stepped into the arena.
Some survived. Most did not.

Total Roasted
19
Avg Score
39
Most Brutal
95
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X.com

"X.com: More like X-rated failure, leaving users with a blank screen and a bad taste in their mouth."

Mar 31, 2026

95RUTHLESS
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popblast.netlify.app

"This 'Neon Blast' isn't a game, it's a cry for help wrapped in a glitchy UI."

Mar 31, 2026

85RUTHLESS
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Roasturl.xyz

"This startup talks a big game with its name but delivers a soft, unfocused audit that's more lukewarm coffee than a scorching roast."

Aug 23, 2026

75SHARP
4

narrateai.netlify.app

"This AI voice studio sounds less like a polished product and more like a beta test stuck in development hell."

Mar 31, 2026

75SHARP
5

beyond-you.net

"This is a skeleton of a healthcare system trying to pass as a finished product, all dressed up in placeholder prose."

Apr 15, 2026

72SHARP
6

ekhos.ai

"This AI transcription tool has a killer privacy angle buried under a mountain of generic copy and a UX that feels like it was designed by someone who hates clicking buttons."

Apr 15, 2026

65SHARP
7

omiu.me

"OMIU offers a functional playground for simple sites, but its 'simply' is drowned out by a sea of competitors, and its future feels as uncertain as its copyright date."

Apr 15, 2026

65SHARP
8

Flium.netlify.app

"Flium promises a personalized music experience but delivers a generic buffet with a name tag."

Mar 31, 2026

65SHARP
9

Arvosoftwares.site

"They've got the 'value' part down, but their own site is a case study in what happens when 'fast' trumps 'polished' – a ticking clock on missed opportunities."

Sep 15, 2026

55MEASURED
10

ajuxdesigner.com

"This designer understands numbers, but their own value proposition needs serious UX treatment to stop users from dropping off before they even get to the good stuff."

Sep 8, 2026

55MEASURED
11

arcapush.com

"This isn't a startup; it's a placeholder with delusions of grandeur."

Apr 15, 2026

10SILENT
12

arcapush.com

"This isn't a startup; it's a domain name waiting for a purpose, with a website that appears to be an afterthought."

May 25, 2026

5SILENT
13

trylaunch.ai

"This isn't a placeholder; it's a void where a business should be."

Apr 15, 2026

5SILENT
14

pelz.fyi

"This isn't a placeholder, it's a cry for help."

Apr 1, 2026

5SILENT
15

Ramadanszn.netlify.app

"This isn't a landing page; it's a digital void where ambition goes to die."

Mar 31, 2026

5SILENT
16

arcapush.com

"This isn't a website, it's an existential crisis in HTML."

Mar 31, 2026

5SILENT
17

arcapush.com

"This isn't a website, it's a digital tumbleweed blowing across an empty lot."

Mar 31, 2026

5SILENT
18

pelzthecreator.xyz

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but your website is never even on."

Apr 1, 2026

3SILENT
19

griida.com

"If you can't even get your website online, you're not building a startup, you're building an excuse."

Jul 1, 2026

0SILENT
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